In this episode of The Decline and Fall of America:

1. Abortion. Pro-abortion advocates are terrified that if Kavanaugh is approved, the Supreme Court might let voters decide whether abortion should be legal. Why are pro-abortionists so afraid of democracy?

• Abortion legalization eliminated the problem of unwanted babies born to unwed mothers, right? Wrong! Since the Supreme Court legalized abortion in 1973, out of wedlock births have soared. Uh, how is that possible? Jim explains.




• It used to be scandalous for unmarried women to get pregnant. Now it’s the norm.

1. Liberal fascism on campus. “Bias Response Teams” have been hired on hundreds of college campuses to investigate instances of “bias.” Students are urged to report other students if their feelings are hurt, if someone disagrees with them, or expresses a conservative opinion.
   

• Jim: It’s time to fight fire with fire. Conservatives should report bias crimes also so we can shut down _all _speech on campus. Then everyone will be happy.
  
  
  Or,




• Parents, how about you stop sending your children to colleges that don’t allow free speech? Hello? Or alumni, how about you stop donating to fascist institutions of lower learning?

1. Toxic Masculinity. The latest fad in college insanity. Colleges are now treating masculinity as a mental health crisis. They are hiring “Healthy Masculinity Coordinators.” Honest. This is really happening.
   

• Jim confesses that he himself is afflicted with toxic masculinity: “Every time someone hits me," Jim says, "I punch them in the throat.”




• Other colleges are teaching courses to “destroy the male/female gender binary.” Uh-huh.




• Jim’s response: “We are raising a sick generation of sissies, perverts, & deviants – dominated by homosexuals, lesbians, & militant feminists. They have normalized and mainstreamed their twisted, depraved ideology…. When these deviants become dominant, which they already are on college campuses, they’ll be coming for us, i.e. outspoken advocates for normalcy. People like me. And we normal people will end up behind barbed wire in “re-education camps.” It’s easy to dismiss these whackos as ridiculous, but people also thought the Nazis were ridiculous in the 1930’s. Then they took over.




• Stuart’s well-reasoned response to Jim’s argument: “Do you poop in public?”




• Jim’s response to Stuart’s question: "Not very often." Homosexuality used to be recognized as abnormal. Now you’re abnormal if you oppose it.




• Stuart keeps interrupting Jim, so Jim makes Stuart mute his mic.




• Jim says they’re trying to turn us all into a bunch of sissies.




• Stuart threatens to quit.